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So there exists this CSI video game:



Mine as well make a video game out of the Charlie Rose Show, or CSPAN-2. Hell, why not an Antiques Road Show RTS? F@#$ it, let's make a CSI Miami video game in where you play Horatio Cain, and all you do is put together stupid puns as he puts on his sun glasses?



We already had a hells kitchen, American Idol, Pimp my ride, AND an American Chopper video game, so why the hell not? There is already 8 videogames based on the CSI Las Vegas team ALONE!

Remember the 24 video game?



The LOST video game?



These games are as common as wildlife in Africa. even if the game doesn't suck, It's not going to make any revolutionary impact in sales, anyway. The consumer is going to assume that because this game is based on a TV show that it's more than likely going to suck, and chances are, they're right.

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I've been accused of being a "not hardcore-enough" gamer plenty of times. Ever since I started game reviews. In one way or another, I wasn't hardcore enough to the liking of a few people. For them, anything short of accepting the XBOX360 as my lord and savior, and being baptized in the waters of Crysis running at 184000 = 90001 resolution on a 52" plasma-holographic-7D display on an Alienware 36999 PC with an intel Core i666, stolen by time-travelers from 78 years into the future, then I must be some noob playing Tetris on an iPhone on the weekends.:catious:

To those "hardcore enough" gamers out there, I offer my apologies. I'm sorry that I can't spend over 9000 hours a week in my mother's basement, drinking RedBull and pissing into a bucket, while playing Black Ops on my hydrogen-cooled monolith that I stole from the United States Air Force. I am sorry that I don't weigh in at around 600 pounds of pure cholesterol, or walk around smelling like someone wiped their sweaty armpits on a pile of human $#**, over the corpse of a dead elephant. I am sorry, that, because you are "Hardcore enough," you may never know the touch of a woman, or see sunlight from outside of your 13" x 12" window, next to the washer and dryer, as you sink further and further into the bottomless pit you call an existence.

I consider myself a gamer, I like games that are difficult, but I don't consider myself core at all.